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CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.
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I'VE COME BACK.
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GIVE ME A DRINK,
BROTHER KIPLING.
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DON'T YOU KNOW ME?
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NO.
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I DON'T KNOW YOU.
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WHO ARE YOU?
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WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
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I TOLD YOU.
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GIVE ME A DRINK.
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IT WAS ALL SETTLED...
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RIGHT HERE IN THIS OFFICE.
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REMEMBER?
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DANNY AND ME SIGNED A CONTRACT,
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AND YOU WITNESSED IT.
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YOU...
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STOOD OVER THERE.
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I STOOD THERE,
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AND DANIEL STOOD HERE.
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REMEMBER?
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CARNEHAN!
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PEACHY TALIAFERRO CARNEHAN.
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OF COURSE!
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KEEP LOOKING AT ME.
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IT HELPS TO KEEP MY
SOUL FROM FLYING OFF.
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CARNEHAN.
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THE SAME
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AND NOT THE SAME,
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WHO SAT BESIDE YOU IN
A FIRST-CLASS CARRIAGE
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ON THE TRAIN TO MARWAR JUNCTION
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3 SUMMERS AND A
THOUSAND YEARS AGO.
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JODHPORE, PLEASE.
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BLAST!
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Man: ALL ABOARD!
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MAY I?
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RIDING IN THIS BLOODY ASH CART
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IS LIKE GETTING
KICKED IN THE REAR
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BY A BATTERY MULE
EVERY 10 MINUTES.
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MR. CLUTTERBURY DAS,
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FAILED ENTRANCE EXAMINATION,
CALCUTTA UNIVERSITY, 1863,
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WRITER OF CORRESPONDENCE
FOR THE ILLITERATE GENERAL PUBLIC.
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SHUT UP!
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THANK YOU, SIR.
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OUT THE WINDOW, BABU.
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THANK YOU, SIR.
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OUTSIDE, YOU
INKY-FINGERED THING!
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AHHHH!
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AND I HOPE YOU BREAK
YOUR DIRTY NECK!
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THANK YOU, SIR!
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GOOD GOD, MAN, YOU
MIGHT HAVE KILLED THE CHAP!
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SERVES HIM RIGHT.
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WE'RE NOT MAKING 5 MILES AN HOUR
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ON THIS GRADE.
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YES, BUT WHY?
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I CAUGHT HIM
STEALING YOUR WATCH.
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MY WATCH?
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I SAY, IT IS MY WATCH.
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WELL!
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I'M VERY MUCH
OBLIGED TO YOU, MR...
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CARNEHAN,
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FORMER GUNNERY SERGEANT
IN HER MAJESTY'S FORCES.
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MINE'S KIPLING.
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MAY I OFFER YOU A DRINK?
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DON'T MIND IF I DO.
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YOU'VE KNOCKED ABOUT
INDIA A BIT, I TAKE IT.
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YOU CAN SAY THAT TWICE.
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ON FOOT, ON HORSEBACK,
AND ON CAMEL.
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YOU DON'T LOOK TOO
GREEN YOURSELF, EITHER.
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NO, I WAS BORN IN INDIA.
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GREAT COUNTRY... OR WAS...
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TILL THE BUREAUCRATS TOOK OVER
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AND RUINED EVERYTHING.
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HOPE YOU'RE NOT ONE OF THEM.
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NO, I'M NOT A BUREAUCRAT.
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NO, I DIDN'T THINK SO.
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THEY'RE USUALLY
NARROW-CHESTED CHAPS
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WITH LONG NOSES FOR
LOOKING DOWN AT YOU,
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AND I'VE YET TO HAVE ONE OF THEM
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OFFER ME A DRINK.
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GLEN LEVET, 12 YEARS OLD.
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YOU'VE AN EDUCATED
TASTE IN WHISKEY.
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I'VE AN EDUCATED TASTE
IN WHISKEY AND WOMEN,
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WAISTCOATS, AND BILLS OF FARE.
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I'VE HAD FEW CHANCES
TO EXERCISE IT LATELY,
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BECAUSE THEM THAT GOVERNS
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SPEND ALL THEIR TIME
MAKING UP NEW LAWS
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TO STOP MEN LIKE YOU AND ME
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FROM GETTING ANYWHERE.
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AND WHOSE LOSS IS IT, EH?
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WHY, ENGLAND'S, OF COURSE.
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BECAUSE IF WE WERE
GIVEN OUR HEADS,
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IT WOULDN'T BE 70 MILLION
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SHE'D BE MAKING IN REVENUES.
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BE 700 MILLIONS, RIGHT?
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I QUITE AGREE, YES.
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WHERE ARE YOU HEADED FOR?
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JODHPORE.
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WILL YOU BE TRAVELING
BACK ALONG THIS LINE?
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IN ABOUT 10 DAYS TIME.
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COULD YOU MAKE IT 8?
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I MUST GET A MESSAGE TO A MAN
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WHO'LL BE TRAVELING
THROUGH MARWAR JUNCTION
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ON THE BOMBAY MAIL
ON THE NIGHT OF THE 24th.
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HE EXPECTS ME TO MEET
HIM THERE, BUT I CAN'T.
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I'VE GOT URGENT
BUSINESS IN THE SOUTH.
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OH, I'M SORRY. I
CAN'T HELP YOU THERE.
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SUPPOSING I WAS TO ASK YOU
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AS A STRANGER GOING TO THE WEST
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TO SEEK FOR THAT WHICH WAS LOST.
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WHAT WOULD YOU SAY, THEN?
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I SHOULD ANSWER, WHERE
DO YOU COME FROM?
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FROM THE EAST,
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AND I AM HOPING THAT
YOU WILL GIVE MY MESSAGE
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ON THE SQUARE
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FOR THE SAKE OF THE WIDOW'S SON.
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WHICH LODGE DO YOU HAIL FROM?
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TRAVELING LODGE
3276, THE FORE AND FIT,
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THE QUEEN'S OWN ROYAL
LOYAL LIGHT INFANTRY,
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REGIMENTAL DISTRICT 329A.
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TO WHOM SHALL I
DELIVER THE MESSAGE?
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DANIEL DRAVOT.
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DRAVOT? YES.
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A BIG MAN WITH LONG
GRAY SIDEBOARDS.
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YOU'LL FIND HIM
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SURROUNDED BY ALL HIS LUGGAGE
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IN A FIRST-CLASS COMPARTMENT.
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DON'T YOU BE AFRAID.
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JUST SLIP THE
WINDOW DOWN AND SAY,
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"PEACHY'S GONE
SOUTH FOR THE WEEK."
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"PEACHY'S GONE
SOUTH FOR THE WEEK."
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YES, AND HE'LL TUMBLE.
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WELL, I'LL BE GETTING OFF NOW,
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BEFORE WE REACH THE STATION.
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BY THE WAY, BROTHER CARNEHAN...
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I MISSED MY WATCH IN THE STATION
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BEFORE BOARDING THE TRAIN.
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HOW WAS I TO KNOW
YOU WERE A MASON?
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OH!
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WHAT'S THIS?
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GOD'S HOLY TROUSERS!
TICKETS AGAIN?
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IS YOUR NAME DRAVOT, SIR?
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HMM?
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I'M TO SAY THAT
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"PEACHY HAS GONE
SOUTH FOR THE WEEK."
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HE'S GONE SOUTH FOR THE WEEK.
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DID HE SAY I WAS TO
GIVE YOU ANYTHING
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FOR TELLING ME THIS?
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BECAUSE I WON'T.
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NO, HE DIDN'T.
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THEN WHY DID YOU DO IT?
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FOR THE SAKE OF THE WIDOW'S SON.
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HE SAID SOUTH, DID HE?
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YES.
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THAT'LL BE DEGUMBER.
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WELL, SINCE YOU'RE
A PAL OF PEACHY'S,
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I DON'T MIND TELLING YOU.
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WE'RE GOING TO PUT
THE SCREW ON THE RAJAH
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FOR WHAT HE DID TO
HIS MOTHER-IN-LAW...
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OH?
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FILLED HER WITH RED PEPPERS,
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HUNG HER OVER A BEAM,
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AND FLOGGED HER TO DEATH.
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YOU MEAN TO SAY THAT YOU
INTEND TO BLACKMAIL HIM?
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OH, MAN, YOU WOULDN'T
GET OUT OF DEGUMBER ALIVE!
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IF THEY DON'T CUT YOUR THROATS,
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THEY'LL CERTAINLY POISON YOU.
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BOTH HAVE BEEN
TRIED MORE THAN ONCE,
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BUT PEACHY AND ME,
WE DON'T KILL EASILY.
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BUT THE RAJAH'S AN
INDEPENDENT RULER.
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HE ANSWERS TO NOBODY.
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HOW DO YOU HOPE TO
PUT THE SCREW ON HIM?
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BY TELLING HIM
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WE'RE CORRESPONDENTS
FOR THE NORTHERN STAR.
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YOU CAN'T! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
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YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
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BECAUSE I AM THE CORRESPONDENT
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OF THE NORTHERN STAR!
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YOU WHAT?
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I'M THE CORRESPONDENT
OF THE NORTHERN STAR!
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EH? WHAT'D YOU SAY, BROTHER?
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WE TOOK THEM AT THE
DEGUMBER BORDER,
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SO THERE'S A QUESTION
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OF JURISDICTION INVOLVED.
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BUT A CHARGE OF
CONSPIRACY TO BLACKMAIL
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MIGHT BE BROUGHT.
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I DIDN'T LAY THIS
INFORMATION BEFORE YOU
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AS A CRIMINAL
PROSECUTION, SIR...
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ONLY TO SAVE THEIR LIVES.
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THEN MAY I ASK WHAT
PARTICULAR INTEREST
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YOU HAVE IN THESE SCOUNDRELS?
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WELL, THEY... THEY
HAPPEN TO BE...
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FREEMASONS, LIKE MYSELF.
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FREEMASONS? THOSE CHAPS?
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I SHOULD THINK YOU WOULD
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STRIKE THEM OFF YOUR ROLL.
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OH, ONCE A MASON,
ALWAYS A MASON.
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NEVER COULD UNDERSTAND
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HOW PERFECTLY PROPER
CHAPS LIKE YOURSELF
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CAN GO ABOUT ON PUBLIC OCCASIONS
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WEARING APRONS AND SASHES
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SHAKING HANDS WITH
TOTAL STRANGERS.
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JUST WHAT IS MASONRY, KIPLING?
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OH, IT'S AN ANCIENT ORDER
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DEDICATED TO THE
BROTHERHOOD OF MAN
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UNDER THE ALL-SEEING EYE OF GOD.
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WE SHOULD HAVE DONE WELL
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00:16:46,940 --> 00:16:48,250
TO HAVE LEFT THAT SORT OF THING
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BEHIND US IN ENGLAND, MY FRIEND.
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00:16:49,742 --> 00:16:50,752
IT COULD NEVER WORK HERE.
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OH, THERE ARE TALES
THAT IT DID WORK HERE
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BEFORE WE EVER CAME.
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SOME AUDACIOUS
SCHOLARS CAN EVEN TRACE IT
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00:16:56,749 --> 00:17:00,701
BACK TO THE BUILDERS
OF SOLOMON'S TEMPLE.
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OLD WIVES' TALES, I SUSPECT.
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YES... IN ALL LIKELIHOOD, SIR.
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00:17:06,776 --> 00:17:11,729
WELL, LET'S HAVE A LOOK
AT YOUR LODGE BROTHERS.
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RIGHT...
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TURN!
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HALT!
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HATS OFF!
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00:17:28,815 --> 00:17:31,749
YOU MEN ARE NOT UNDER ARREST
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THANKS TO MR. KIPLING HERE,
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WHO HAPPENS TO BE A
GENUINE CORRESPONDENT
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FOR THE NORTHERN STAR,
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00:17:37,173 --> 00:17:41,609
BUT BOTH OF YOU RICHLY
DESERVE TO BE IN JAIL.
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I HAVE YOUR RECORDS BEFORE ME.
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00:17:44,180 --> 00:17:46,113
THERE'S EVERYTHING IN THEM
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FROM SMUGGLING TO SWINDLING,
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TO RECEIVING STOLEN GOODS,
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TO BAREFACED BLACKMAIL.
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SIR, I RESENT THE ACCUSATION
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OF BLACKMAIL.
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IT IS BLACKMAIL TO OBTAIN MONEY
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BY THREATS OF
PUBLISHING INFORMATION
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IN A NEWSPAPER.
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BUT WHAT BLACKMAIL IS THERE
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IN ACCEPTING A SMALL RETAINER
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FOR KEEPING IT OUT
OF A NEWSPAPER?
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00:18:02,198 --> 00:18:04,598
AND HOW DID YOU
PROPOSE TO KEEP IT OUT?
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00:18:04,667 --> 00:18:05,827
BY TELLING THE EDITOR
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00:18:05,868 --> 00:18:07,512
WHAT I KNOW ABOUT HIS SISTER
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00:18:07,536 --> 00:18:11,505
AND A CERTAIN GOVERNMENT
OFFICIAL IN THESE PARTS.
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LET HIM PUT THAT IN HIS PAPER
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00:18:13,109 --> 00:18:15,359
IF HE HAS NEED OF NEWS.
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00:18:18,214 --> 00:18:20,998
AHEM. IT WOULD HAVE BEEN WISER
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00:18:21,066 --> 00:18:22,066
IF YOU'D BOTH GONE HOME
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AT THE END OF YOUR ARMY SERVICE.
248
00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:24,569
HOME TO WHAT?
249
00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:27,083
A PORTER'S UNIFORM
OUTSIDE A RESTAURANT
250
00:18:27,107 --> 00:18:28,717
AND TIPS FROM BELCHING CIVILIANS
251
00:18:28,741 --> 00:18:29,751
FOR CLOSING CAB DOORS
252
00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:31,053
ON THEM AND THEIR BLOWZY WOMEN?
253
00:18:31,077 --> 00:18:32,243
NOT FOR US, THANK YOU.
254
00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:33,244
NOT AFTER WATCHING AFGHANS
255
00:18:33,313 --> 00:18:34,457
COME HOWLING
DOWN OUT OF THE HILLS
256
00:18:34,481 --> 00:18:35,846
AND TAKING BATTLEFIELD COMMAND
257
00:18:35,915 --> 00:18:37,126
WHEN ALL THE
OFFICERS HAD COPPED IT.
258
00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:38,276
WELL SAID, BROTHER DRAVOT.
259
00:18:38,300 --> 00:18:41,101
THERE MAY BE NO CRIMINAL
CHARGES AGAINST YOU,
260
00:18:41,170 --> 00:18:43,905
BUT I'LL SEE THESE
FILES REACH CALCUTTA
261
00:18:43,973 --> 00:18:45,056
WITH THE RECOMMENDATION
262
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:47,858
THAT YOU BE DEPORTED
AS POLITICAL UNDESIRABLES,
263
00:18:47,927 --> 00:18:51,445
DETRIMENTS TO THE
DIGNITY OF THE EMPIRE!
264
00:18:51,514 --> 00:18:54,047
DETRIMENTS YOU
CALL US? DETRIMENTS?
265
00:18:54,116 --> 00:18:55,227
WELL, I WANT TO REMIND YOU
266
00:18:55,251 --> 00:18:56,562
IT WAS DETRIMENTS LIKE US
267
00:18:56,586 --> 00:18:59,920
THAT BUILT THIS BLOODY EMPIRE!
268
00:18:59,989 --> 00:19:02,289
HATS ON!
269
00:19:02,358 --> 00:19:04,308
ABOUT TURN!
270
00:19:04,376 --> 00:19:06,977
BY THE LEFT, QUICK MARCH!
271
00:19:08,247 --> 00:19:10,297
LEFT...
272
00:19:10,366 --> 00:19:12,499
TURN!
273
00:19:15,954 --> 00:19:18,205
THERE'S NO NEED
TO LET ANY OF THIS
274
00:19:18,273 --> 00:19:21,709
GET INTO THE STAR, I TAKE IT.
275
00:19:21,778 --> 00:19:23,044
HUH? NO.
276
00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:30,851
COPY!
277
00:19:32,789 --> 00:19:33,854
HERE.
278
00:20:01,166 --> 00:20:03,985
MY GOD, YOU TWO!
279
00:20:04,053 --> 00:20:06,136
WHAT DO YOU WANT THIS TIME?
280
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:09,123
WE WANT TO ASK YOU A FAVOR.
281
00:20:09,192 --> 00:20:10,124
ANOTHER FAVOR?
282
00:20:10,193 --> 00:20:11,687
CALM YOURSELF, BROTHER KIPLING.
283
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:12,871
WE'VE NEVER TAKEN ADVANTAGE
284
00:20:12,895 --> 00:20:14,206
OF A FELLOW IN THE CRAFT.
285
00:20:14,230 --> 00:20:17,147
WE DON'T WANT MONEY...
JUST A LITTLE OF YOUR TIME,
286
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:18,649
A LOOK AT A BOOK OR 2,
287
00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:20,651
A STUDY OF YOUR MAPS.
288
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,564
WE'LL TAKE A DRINK IF
ONE'S BEING OFFERED,
289
00:20:22,588 --> 00:20:24,668
BUT WE WON'T BE
PUT OUT IF ONE ISN'T.
290
00:20:24,707 --> 00:20:26,140
PEACHY HERE IS AS SOBER AS I AM.
291
00:20:26,208 --> 00:20:28,375
IT'S IMPORTANT YOU HAVE
NO DOUBTS ON THAT SCORE.
292
00:20:28,443 --> 00:20:33,380
SO... WE'LL TAKE ONE
OF YOUR CIGARS APIECE,
293
00:20:33,448 --> 00:20:36,316
AND YOU SHALL WATCH US LIGHT UP.
294
00:20:47,746 --> 00:20:49,180
AND NOW, SIR,
295
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:53,167
LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO
BROTHER PEACHY CARNEHAN,
296
00:20:53,236 --> 00:20:54,668
WHICH IS HIM,
297
00:20:54,737 --> 00:20:59,006
AND BROTHER DANIEL
DRAVOT, WHICH IS I.
298
00:20:59,074 --> 00:21:01,609
THE LESS SAID ABOUT OUR
PROFESSIONS THE BETTER,
299
00:21:01,677 --> 00:21:03,154
BUT WE HAVE BEEN
MOST THINGS IN OUR TIME.
300
00:21:03,178 --> 00:21:05,128
WE'VE BEEN ALL OVER INDIA.
301
00:21:05,197 --> 00:21:06,897
WE KNOW HER CITIES, HER JUNGLES,
302
00:21:06,966 --> 00:21:08,632
HER JAILS, AND HER PALACES,
303
00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:11,535
AND WE HAVE DECIDED
THAT SHE ISN'T BIG ENOUGH
304
00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:12,719
FOR SUCH AS WE.
305
00:21:12,788 --> 00:21:13,966
YES, THAT'S WHAT I UNDERSTOOD
306
00:21:13,990 --> 00:21:15,155
THE COMMISSIONER TO SAY.
307
00:21:15,224 --> 00:21:16,335
THEREFORE, WE ARE GOING AWAY
308
00:21:16,359 --> 00:21:17,291
TO ANOTHER PLACE,
309
00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:19,171
WHERE A MAN ISN'T CROWDED
310
00:21:19,195 --> 00:21:20,973
AND CAN COME INTO HIS OWN.
311
00:21:20,997 --> 00:21:22,324
WE'RE NOT LITTLE MEN,
312
00:21:22,348 --> 00:21:24,915
SO WE'RE GOING
AWAY TO BE KINGS...
313
00:21:24,983 --> 00:21:27,801
KINGS OF KAFIRISTAN.
314
00:21:27,870 --> 00:21:28,902
OH. KAFIRISTAN!
315
00:21:28,971 --> 00:21:31,288
WE HEAR THEY HAVE
2 AND 30 IDOLS THERE,
316
00:21:31,357 --> 00:21:33,907
SO WE'LL BE THE 33rd AND 34th.
317
00:21:33,976 --> 00:21:36,410
IT'S A PLACE OF WARRING TRIBES,
318
00:21:36,479 --> 00:21:37,561
WHICH IS TO SAY
319
00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:40,163
A LAND OF OPPORTUNITY
FOR SUCH AS WE,
320
00:21:40,232 --> 00:21:41,376
WHO KNOW HOW TO TRAIN MEN
321
00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:42,678
AND LEAD THEM INTO BATTLE.
322
00:21:42,702 --> 00:21:44,034
WE'LL GO THERE.
323
00:21:44,103 --> 00:21:45,819
WE'LL SAY TO ANY
CHIEF WE CAN FIND,
324
00:21:45,888 --> 00:21:47,521
"DO YOU WANT
VANQUISH YOUR FOES?"
325
00:21:47,589 --> 00:21:49,689
"OF COURSE," HE'LL
SAY. "GO TO IT."
326
00:21:49,758 --> 00:21:52,025
WE'LL FIGHT FOR
HIM, MAKE HIM KING,
327
00:21:52,094 --> 00:21:53,927
THEN WE'LL SUBVERT THAT KING.
328
00:21:53,996 --> 00:21:55,695
WE'LL SEIZE HIS ROYAL THRONE
329
00:21:55,765 --> 00:21:57,965
AND LOOT THE COUNTRY
4 WAYS FROM SUNDAY.
330
00:21:58,033 --> 00:22:00,551
HOW'S THAT FOR A PLAN?
331
00:22:00,619 --> 00:22:03,720
YOU'RE BOTH OUT OF YOUR MINDS.
332
00:22:06,125 --> 00:22:07,691
TO START WITH...
333
00:22:08,861 --> 00:22:13,781
THE ONLY WAY TO GET THERE
IS THROUGH AFGHANISTAN.
334
00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:18,084
KAFIRISTAN? NO, NO, NO.
335
00:22:18,153 --> 00:22:21,372
2 WHITE MEN ON THEIR OWN
WOULD BE CUT TO PIECES
336
00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:24,408
BEFORE THEY WENT 5 MILES
INTO THE KHAIBER PASS.
337
00:22:24,477 --> 00:22:26,042
JUST SUPPOSE WE MANAGED IT...
338
00:22:26,111 --> 00:22:28,011
JUST SUPPOSE...
339
00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:28,996
AND SUPPOSE WE GOT ACROSS
340
00:22:29,064 --> 00:22:30,242
THE AFGHAN PLAINS.
341
00:22:30,266 --> 00:22:31,698
THEN WHAT?
342
00:22:31,767 --> 00:22:33,700
THERE'S THE HINDU KUTCH,
343
00:22:33,769 --> 00:22:37,204
A FROZEN SEA OF
PEAKS AND GLACIERS.
344
00:22:37,273 --> 00:22:40,507
A PARTY OF GEOGRAPHERS...
A MAPPING EXPEDITION...
345
00:22:40,576 --> 00:22:42,726
TRIED SEVERAL YEARS AGO
AND VANISHED INTO THIN AIR.
346
00:22:42,795 --> 00:22:45,762
NO WHITE MAN HAS EVER
BEEN THERE AND COME OUT
347
00:22:45,831 --> 00:22:46,763
SINCE ALEXANDER.
348
00:22:46,832 --> 00:22:49,166
ALEXANDER WHO?
349
00:22:49,235 --> 00:22:52,036
ALEXANDER THE
GREAT, KING OF GREECE,
350
00:22:52,104 --> 00:22:54,171
ABOUT 300 YEARS BEFORE CHRIST.
351
00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:56,873
WELL, IF A GREEK CAN
DO IT, WE CAN DO IT.
352
00:22:56,942 --> 00:22:58,642
RIGHT.
353
00:22:58,710 --> 00:23:00,928
I CAN ONLY REPEAT,
354
00:23:00,996 --> 00:23:02,763
YOU'RE A PAIR OF LUNATICS.
355
00:23:02,832 --> 00:23:05,750
WOULD A PAIR OF LUNATICS
356
00:23:05,818 --> 00:23:08,786
DRAW UP A CONTRACT LIKE THIS?
357
00:23:08,855 --> 00:23:12,272
"THIS CONTRACT
BETWEEN ME AND YOU,
358
00:23:12,341 --> 00:23:15,559
"IN THE NAME OF
GOD, AMEN, SO FORTH.
359
00:23:15,628 --> 00:23:19,063
"ONE... THAT YOU AND ME WILL
SETTLE THIS MATTER TOGETHER,
360
00:23:19,131 --> 00:23:21,015
"I.E., TO BE KINGS
OF KAFIRISTAN.
361
00:23:21,083 --> 00:23:22,483
"2... THAT YOU AND ME WILL NOT,
362
00:23:22,551 --> 00:23:24,150
"WHILE THIS MATTER
IS BEING SETTLED,
363
00:23:24,219 --> 00:23:25,786
"LOOK AT ANY LIQUOR
NOR ANY WOMAN
364
00:23:25,855 --> 00:23:27,521
"BLACK, WHITE, OR BROWN,
365
00:23:27,590 --> 00:23:30,123
"SO AS TO GET MIXED UP WITH
ONE OR THE OTHER HARMFUL.
366
00:23:30,192 --> 00:23:31,492
"3... THAT WE CONDUCT OURSELVES
367
00:23:31,560 --> 00:23:33,126
"WITH DIGNITY AND DISCRETION,
368
00:23:33,195 --> 00:23:34,405
"AND IF ONE OF US
GETS INTO TROUBLE,
369
00:23:34,429 --> 00:23:35,929
"THE OTHER ONE
WILL STAY BY HIM...
370
00:23:35,998 --> 00:23:38,115
SIGNED BY YOU AND ME THIS DAY."
371
00:23:38,183 --> 00:23:39,762
THERE'S NO NEED
FOR THE LAST ARTICLE,
372
00:23:39,786 --> 00:23:41,229
BUT IT'S GOT A RING TO IT.
373
00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:43,020
AH.
374
00:23:43,089 --> 00:23:44,955
DANIEL?
375
00:24:16,038 --> 00:24:18,605
NOW... YOU WITNESS IT,
376
00:24:18,673 --> 00:24:20,240
AND IT'S LEGAL.
377
00:24:36,192 --> 00:24:37,624
WELL, GENTLEMEN,
378
00:24:37,693 --> 00:24:40,127
IT'S 4:00 IN THE MORNING.
379
00:24:40,196 --> 00:24:42,007
DON'T YOU STAND ON POLITENESS,
380
00:24:42,031 --> 00:24:42,963
BROTHER KIPLING.
381
00:24:43,032 --> 00:24:44,542
IF YOU WANT TO GO TO BED,
382
00:24:44,566 --> 00:24:46,544
WE WON'T STEAL ANYTHING.
383
00:24:46,568 --> 00:24:48,018
THANK YOU.
384
00:24:48,086 --> 00:24:51,471
WE'LL SEND WORD WHEN
WE'RE READY TO PUSH OFF,
385
00:24:51,540 --> 00:24:53,557
IN CASE YOU WANT TO
BID US A FOND GOOD-BYE.
386
00:24:53,626 --> 00:24:55,526
THAT'S FINE.
387
00:24:55,595 --> 00:24:59,179
TRY NOT TO BURN THE PLACE DOWN.
388
00:25:02,084 --> 00:25:04,018
HERE WE ARE!
389
00:25:04,086 --> 00:25:06,036
"KAFIRISTAN.
390
00:25:06,105 --> 00:25:07,537
"10,000 SQUARE MILES,
391
00:25:07,606 --> 00:25:09,523
"MOUNTAINOUS TERRAIN,
392
00:25:09,592 --> 00:25:11,024
"RELIGION UNKNOWN,
393
00:25:11,093 --> 00:25:12,526
"POPULATION UNKNOWN.
394
00:25:12,595 --> 00:25:14,528
"CONQUERED BY ALEXANDER
395
00:25:14,597 --> 00:25:16,547
"IN 328 B.C.
396
00:25:16,615 --> 00:25:19,550
"ACCORDING TO HERIODITUS,
397
00:25:19,618 --> 00:25:22,535
"HE DEFEATED KING OX Y-ARTES
398
00:25:22,604 --> 00:25:24,537
"WHOSE DAUGHTER ROXANNE
399
00:25:24,606 --> 00:25:28,208
HE SUBSEQUENTLY TOOK TO WIFE."
400
00:25:30,613 --> 00:25:33,714
JUST RIGHT FOR YOUR WIFE, SIR?
401
00:25:35,067 --> 00:25:37,351
AAA... YA!
402
00:25:37,419 --> 00:25:39,730
YOU BUY FROM ME, SIR.
403
00:25:39,754 --> 00:25:42,233
I MAKE THEM RIGHT PRICE.
404
00:25:42,257 --> 00:25:44,577
VERY CHEAP FOR YOU.
405
00:25:46,245 --> 00:25:49,363
AH! AH! AH!
406
00:25:50,482 --> 00:25:53,367
VERY GOOD, VERY GOOD, SIR.
407
00:26:02,795 --> 00:26:06,730
OUR FORWARD CONTINUANCE
IS IMPEDED BY THIS FELLOW, SIR,
408
00:26:06,799 --> 00:26:08,398
WHO IS BEGGING THE SAHIB
409
00:26:08,467 --> 00:26:10,000
THAT HE WILL ACCOMPANY WITH HIM
410
00:26:10,069 --> 00:26:13,369
THAT HE MAY SHOW TO YOU A
RARE AND WONDERFUL THING.
411
00:26:13,438 --> 00:26:15,116
THING? WHAT THING?
412
00:26:15,140 --> 00:26:16,956
INDEED, THE MAN WOULD
NOT SAY WHAT THING.
413
00:26:17,026 --> 00:26:20,744
THEREFORE, SAHIB, SIR, I
SUSPECT BAD INTENTIONS
414
00:26:20,813 --> 00:26:22,379
TO ENTICE THE SAHIB
415
00:26:22,448 --> 00:26:25,498
INTO A NAUGHTY HOUSE
OF DISREPUTATION
416
00:26:25,567 --> 00:26:27,217
WHERE HE WILL TAKE
YOU AND KILL YOU
417
00:26:27,286 --> 00:26:29,253
AND MURDER YOU
AND CUT YOUR THROAT
418
00:26:29,321 --> 00:26:31,688
AND ROB THE MONEY
FROM YOUR POCKET.
419
00:26:31,757 --> 00:26:34,224
CRIKEY. WAIT FOR
ME AT THE OFFICE.
420
00:26:34,293 --> 00:26:36,226
BUT, SIR...
421
00:27:10,696 --> 00:27:12,629
MORNING TO YOU, BROTHER.
422
00:27:12,698 --> 00:27:14,064
GLAD YOU STOPPED BY
423
00:27:14,132 --> 00:27:15,343
AND CAUGHT THE
MATINEE PERFORMANCE.
424
00:27:15,367 --> 00:27:16,461
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF IT?
425
00:27:16,485 --> 00:27:17,662
WELL, IT'S CONVINCING ENOUGH,
426
00:27:17,686 --> 00:27:20,131
BUT WHAT THE DEVIL ARE
YOU 2 RASCALS UP TO NOW?
427
00:27:20,155 --> 00:27:22,472
LAST WEEK, IT WAS
KINGS YOU WERE TO BE...
428
00:27:22,541 --> 00:27:24,152
OF KAFIRISTAN, AS I REMEMBER.
429
00:27:24,176 --> 00:27:26,443
RIGHT, BUT WE GOT
TO GET THERE FIRST.
430
00:27:26,512 --> 00:27:28,779
MADNESS IS THE TRICK.
431
00:27:28,847 --> 00:27:32,499
WHO'D HURT SOME POOR
CRAZY PRIEST AND HIS SERVANT?
432
00:27:32,568 --> 00:27:34,479
PEACHY WORKED OUT
THIS. WE'VE USED IT BEFORE.
433
00:27:34,503 --> 00:27:35,680
YOU SEE, HE'S GOOD
WITH THE LINGO.
434
00:27:35,704 --> 00:27:38,272
HE DOES THE TALKING, WHILE
I ACT DUMB AND BARMY-LIKE.
435
00:27:38,340 --> 00:27:40,151
I'VE GOT SO I CAN DO THE
CLOWNING PRETTY GOOD NOW.
436
00:27:40,175 --> 00:27:42,320
I CAN TWITCH SO AS TO
PUT THE FEAR OF ALLAH
437
00:27:42,344 --> 00:27:43,910
INTO ANY GOOD MUSLIM.
438
00:27:43,979 --> 00:27:45,156
AND I CAN FROTH AT THE
MOUTH SOMETHING HORRID.
439
00:27:45,180 --> 00:27:46,480
DO YOU WANT TO SEE IT?
440
00:27:46,565 --> 00:27:48,132
I CAN IMAGINE.
441
00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:50,467
ALL RIGHT, THEN. SOME
OTHER TIME, PERHAPS.
442
00:27:50,536 --> 00:27:52,302
COME OVER HERE.
443
00:27:57,426 --> 00:28:00,627
GIVE IT A TOUCH-UP DOWN HERE.
444
00:28:02,197 --> 00:28:03,630
RIFLES?
445
00:28:03,699 --> 00:28:05,648
MARTINIS... 20 OF THEM...
446
00:28:05,717 --> 00:28:07,150
AND AMMUNITION.
447
00:28:07,219 --> 00:28:08,151
COST US EVERY SOU
448
00:28:08,220 --> 00:28:10,854
WE SQUEEZED OUT OF
THE RAJAH OF DEGUMBER.
449
00:28:10,922 --> 00:28:12,589
GOOD HEAVENS.
450
00:28:12,658 --> 00:28:14,658
YOU MEAN YOU WENT BACK THERE?
451
00:28:14,727 --> 00:28:16,154
OF COURSE, BROTHER KIPLING.
452
00:28:16,178 --> 00:28:17,178
WELL, HEAVEN HELP YOU
453
00:28:17,212 --> 00:28:19,163
IF YOU'RE CAUGHT WITH
THOSE AT THE BORDER.
454
00:28:19,231 --> 00:28:22,149
GUN RUNNING ISN'T
EXACTLY NEW TO US.
455
00:28:22,218 --> 00:28:23,712
WELL, BROTHER KIPLING,
456
00:28:23,736 --> 00:28:25,168
GOOD-BYE.
457
00:28:25,237 --> 00:28:26,470
MANY THANKS.
458
00:28:26,538 --> 00:28:27,638
MAN...
459
00:28:27,706 --> 00:28:29,672
DON'T DO IT.
460
00:28:29,741 --> 00:28:32,175
THE ODDS ARE TOO GREAT.
461
00:28:32,244 --> 00:28:33,676
WISH US LUCK.
462
00:28:33,745 --> 00:28:36,180
WE MET UPON THE LEVEL...
463
00:28:36,248 --> 00:28:39,349
AND WE'RE PARTING ON THE SQUARE.
464
00:28:40,252 --> 00:28:41,801
GOOD LUCK INDEED.
465
00:28:48,260 --> 00:28:50,844
COME ALONG, YOU UGLY BEAST.
466
00:28:56,935 --> 00:28:58,685
WAIT!
467
00:29:01,056 --> 00:29:03,023
HERE.
468
00:29:03,091 --> 00:29:04,858
TAKE THIS.
469
00:29:25,130 --> 00:29:27,614
Peachy: LAST TIME DANNY AND ME
470
00:29:27,683 --> 00:29:30,066
CAME THROUGH THE KHAIBER PASS,
471
00:29:30,135 --> 00:29:32,052
WE FOUGHT OUR WAY...
472
00:29:32,121 --> 00:29:34,054
YARD BY BLOODY YARD,
473
00:29:34,123 --> 00:29:37,056
AND GENERAL BOBBS CALLED
US HEROES AFTERWARDS.
474
00:29:37,125 --> 00:29:41,395
BUT THAT WAS YEARS AGO,
AND TIMES HAVE CHANGED.
475
00:29:41,463 --> 00:29:43,730
BLAST! LOOK WHO'S ON SENTRY.
476
00:29:43,799 --> 00:29:45,615
MULVANEY.
477
00:29:45,684 --> 00:29:48,935
THAT LOUDMOUTHED MICK
FROM THE BLACK TYRONE.
478
00:29:49,004 --> 00:29:50,587
PRIVATE MULVANEY!
479
00:29:50,656 --> 00:29:53,756
COME TO ATTENTION
WHEN I'M ADDRESSING YOU.
480
00:29:53,825 --> 00:29:56,092
SLOPE ARMS!
481
00:29:57,345 --> 00:29:59,779
PRESENT ARMS!
482
00:30:02,034 --> 00:30:03,734
MARK TIME!
483
00:30:03,802 --> 00:30:07,170
AT THE DOUBLE!
484
00:30:12,544 --> 00:30:14,561
CORPORAL OF THE GUARD!
485
00:30:15,797 --> 00:30:17,030
SIR!
486
00:30:17,099 --> 00:30:19,619
PUT PRIVATE MULVANEY
UNDER CLOSE ARREST.
487
00:30:19,668 --> 00:30:22,419
BLOODY MAN'S DRUNK AGAIN!
488
00:30:22,488 --> 00:30:24,065
Peachy: WE CAME
THROUGH THE KHAIBER
489
00:30:24,089 --> 00:30:25,672
WITH THAT CARAVAN
490
00:30:25,741 --> 00:30:29,493
DOING ALL SORTS OF
ANTICS TO AMUSE THE PEOPLE.
491
00:30:29,562 --> 00:30:31,979
AT NIGHT, HE TOLD
THEM THEIR FORTUNES
492
00:30:32,047 --> 00:30:34,214
IN A TONGUE OF HIS OWN DEVISING,
493
00:30:34,282 --> 00:30:36,083
AND I TRANSLATED.
494
00:30:36,151 --> 00:30:37,834
AND ALL CONCERNED WERE HAPPY,
495
00:30:37,903 --> 00:30:39,213
BECAUSE I PROMISED THEM
496
00:30:39,237 --> 00:30:42,272
THAT ALL THEIR WISHES
WOULD COME TRUE.
497
00:30:55,254 --> 00:30:57,554
THEN AT JAGDALLAK,
498
00:30:57,623 --> 00:31:00,357
WE TURNED OFF
TOWARDS KAFIRISTAN.
499
00:31:00,425 --> 00:31:03,460
THEY WERE SAD TO SEE
US LEAVE THE CARAVAN.
500
00:31:03,528 --> 00:31:05,729
WE HAD BROUGHT IT GOOD LUCK.
501
00:31:05,798 --> 00:31:08,031
2 SHE-CAMELS HAD BEEN FOALED,
502
00:31:08,100 --> 00:31:12,970
AND THERE WAS NO SNIPING
AT US FROM THE HILLS.
503
00:31:13,038 --> 00:31:13,971
THEY WAVED GOOD-BYE
504
00:31:14,039 --> 00:31:16,556
TO THE MAD PRIEST
AND HIS SERVANT,
505
00:31:16,625 --> 00:31:20,209
AND DANNY DANCED
THEM OUT OF SIGHT.
506
00:31:31,957 --> 00:31:33,623
THE COUNTRY WAS DESERTY.
507
00:31:33,692 --> 00:31:37,010
THE INHABITANTS WERE
DISPERSED AND SOLITARY.
508
00:31:37,079 --> 00:31:39,746
WE TRAVELED BY NIGHT AND
KEPT AWAY FROM VILLAGES,
509
00:31:39,814 --> 00:31:41,748
AS WE DIDN'T WANT
TO WASTE AMMUNITION
510
00:31:41,817 --> 00:31:44,268
IN IDLE FIGHTING WITH AFGHANS.
511
00:32:30,866 --> 00:32:33,199
THE PUSHTUKAN.
512
00:32:33,268 --> 00:32:36,919
A LITTLE WAVY BLUE
LINE ON THE MAP,
513
00:32:36,989 --> 00:32:39,956
BUT WE COULDN'T HOPE
TO GET THE CAMELS ACROSS.
514
00:32:40,025 --> 00:32:42,092
SO PEACHY SAYS TO DANNY,
515
00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:43,838
"IT DOESN'T MATTER
WHAT THEY COST US
516
00:32:43,862 --> 00:32:45,111
"IN THE BAZAAR.
517
00:32:45,180 --> 00:32:47,247
WE'LL TRADE THEM FOR GOATS."
518
00:32:47,316 --> 00:32:49,799
WE'RE PLAYING FOR
VERY HIGH STAKES.
519
00:32:49,868 --> 00:32:51,946
MAJOR McCRIMMON
BET ME 10 BOB ONCE
520
00:32:51,970 --> 00:32:53,214
HE COULD BLOW UP
A WHOLE GOATSKIN
521
00:32:53,238 --> 00:32:54,821
WITH ONE BREATH.
522
00:32:54,890 --> 00:32:56,189
AND HE DID,
523
00:32:56,258 --> 00:32:57,501
THOUGH HE'D SAT
DOWN ON AN ANT HILL
524
00:32:57,525 --> 00:32:59,676
IN HIS KILT UNKNOWING-LIKE.
525
00:32:59,744 --> 00:33:02,646
10 SHILLINGS WAS 10
SHILLINGS TO McCRIMMON.
526
00:33:34,329 --> 00:33:35,945
MULES.
527
00:33:38,216 --> 00:33:41,334
NOW... THE PROBLEM IS
528
00:33:41,402 --> 00:33:46,623
HOW TO DIVIDE 5
AFGHANS FROM 3 MULES
529
00:33:46,691 --> 00:33:48,725
AND HAVE 2 ENGLISHMEN LEFT OVER.
530
00:33:48,794 --> 00:33:50,293
SHOOT THEM OUT OF THEIR SADDLES.
531
00:33:50,362 --> 00:33:53,496
NO. THE MULES WOULD BOLT.
532
00:33:58,053 --> 00:34:00,173
SIT OVER THERE, DANNY.
533
00:36:24,065 --> 00:36:25,882
Peachy: SO WE STARTS FORWARD
534
00:36:25,951 --> 00:36:28,852
INTO THOSE BIGGER COLD
MOUNTAINOUS PARTS...
535
00:36:28,921 --> 00:36:32,789
AND NEVER A PATH BROADER
THAN THE BACK OF YOUR HAND.
536
00:36:41,015 --> 00:36:44,150
THE MOUNTAINS
WAS TALL AND WHITE,
537
00:36:44,219 --> 00:36:46,252
LIKE WILD RAMS.
538
00:36:46,321 --> 00:36:47,564
THEY WAS ALWAYS FIGHTING,
539
00:36:47,588 --> 00:36:49,016
SO YOU COULDN'T SLEEP AT NIGHT
540
00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:50,720
FROM THE DIN OF THEIR FIGHTING.
541
00:37:05,140 --> 00:37:09,292
♪ A KING LAY CROWNED TODAY ♪
542
00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:13,162
♪ HIS BLOOD-RED
BANNER STREAMS AFAR ♪
543
00:37:13,231 --> 00:37:16,983
♪ WHO FOLLOWS IN HIS TRAIN ♪
544
00:37:17,051 --> 00:37:19,435
FOR GOD'S SAKE,
DANNY, PIPE DOWN.
545
00:37:19,504 --> 00:37:21,838
WHY? WHO'S GOING
TO HEAR US UP HERE?
546
00:37:21,906 --> 00:37:23,973
THESE MOUNTAINS, THAT'S WHO.
547
00:37:24,042 --> 00:37:25,352
DO YOU WANT TO
START AN AVALANCHE?
548
00:37:25,376 --> 00:37:26,759
AW, PEACHY, YOU DON'T BELIEVE
549
00:37:26,827 --> 00:37:28,194
THAT KIND OF
FOOLISHNESS, I HOPE.
550
00:37:28,263 --> 00:37:29,862
IF A KING CAN'T SING,
551
00:37:29,931 --> 00:37:32,048
IT AIN'T WORTH BEING KING.
552
00:37:35,804 --> 00:37:38,187
Peachy: THE COUNTRY
WAS MOST MOUNTAINOUS,
553
00:37:38,256 --> 00:37:40,639
AND THE MULES WAS MOST CONTRARY.
554
00:37:40,709 --> 00:37:42,541
THEY ALL DIED BUT ONE,
555
00:37:42,610 --> 00:37:45,578
AND SHE DIED LATER ON.
556
00:37:45,646 --> 00:37:50,867
DANNY WENT SNOWBLIND
AND CLUNG TO JENNY'S TAIL.
557
00:37:50,936 --> 00:37:52,636
UP AND UP WE WENT...
558
00:37:52,704 --> 00:37:55,071
AND DOWN AND DOWN,
559
00:37:55,140 --> 00:37:58,341
THROUGH DEFILES AND
OVER SNOWY SADDLES,
560
00:37:58,410 --> 00:38:00,377
TILL ALL AT ONCE,
561
00:38:00,445 --> 00:38:03,947
2 GIANTS STOOD IN OUR WAY.
562
00:38:08,453 --> 00:38:11,387
GOD'S HOLY TROUSERS.
563
00:38:11,456 --> 00:38:13,400
WHAT'S THE MATTER, PEACHY?
564
00:38:13,424 --> 00:38:15,791
BLOKES TWICE OUR SIZE,
565
00:38:15,861 --> 00:38:17,727
STANDING GUARD IN THE SNOW.
566
00:38:17,779 --> 00:38:19,412
2 OF THEM.
567
00:38:19,481 --> 00:38:22,081
GIVE THEM A ROUND APIECE.
568
00:38:29,757 --> 00:38:32,525
NOT A MOVE OUT OF THEM.
569
00:38:32,594 --> 00:38:34,026
STAY PUT.
570
00:38:34,096 --> 00:38:36,229
I'LL RECONNOITER.
571
00:38:45,039 --> 00:38:46,806
THEY'RE NOT REAL, THANK GOD.
572
00:38:46,874 --> 00:38:49,475
THEY'RE HORRIBLE.
573
00:38:50,478 --> 00:38:52,144
PUT THERE BY THE KAFIRIS
574
00:38:52,213 --> 00:38:55,247
TO FRIGHTEN THE
NEIGHBORS, NO DOUBT.
575
00:38:55,317 --> 00:38:56,582
PEACHY...
576
00:38:56,651 --> 00:38:58,462
THAT MEANS WE'RE
IN KAFIRISTAN...
577
00:38:58,486 --> 00:38:59,719
OR ALMOST.
578
00:38:59,787 --> 00:39:00,937
SO IT DOES.
579
00:39:03,909 --> 00:39:06,075
WHAT WAS THAT?
580
00:39:06,144 --> 00:39:08,795
OUR BRIDGES HAVE BEEN
BURNED, SO TO SPEAK.
581
00:39:08,864 --> 00:39:10,262
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
582
00:39:10,331 --> 00:39:14,083
THE BRIDGE WE CROSSED
BY AIN'T THERE NO LONGER.
583
00:39:14,151 --> 00:39:15,985
GOD!
584
00:39:31,853 --> 00:39:33,153
NOW WHAT?
585
00:39:34,322 --> 00:39:35,366
TELL ME!
586
00:39:35,390 --> 00:39:36,789
A CREVASSE.
587
00:39:36,858 --> 00:39:38,491
WE'VE HAD IT, DANNY,
588
00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:40,293
COMING AND GOING.
589
00:39:40,362 --> 00:39:41,362
WIDE?
590
00:39:41,413 --> 00:39:42,545
WIDE ENOUGH.
591
00:39:42,614 --> 00:39:44,080
IT DROPS INTO NOTHING BELOW
592
00:39:44,148 --> 00:39:46,248
STRAIGHT AS A BEGGAR CAN SPIT.
593
00:39:49,921 --> 00:39:52,121
THAT'S THE LAST OF THEM, PEACHY.
594
00:39:52,156 --> 00:39:55,958
NO MORE GODS TO BURN.
595
00:39:56,027 --> 00:39:58,277
IT LOOKS LIKE LAST POST, DANNY.
596
00:40:00,715 --> 00:40:02,916
I DON'T FANCY DYING BY INCHES,
597
00:40:02,984 --> 00:40:03,917
FEELING THE COLD
598
00:40:03,985 --> 00:40:05,696
CREEPING UP MY ARMS AND LEGS,
599
00:40:05,720 --> 00:40:06,886
GETTING ALL NUMB.
600
00:40:06,955 --> 00:40:09,589
I'LL DO THE NECESSARY
601
00:40:09,658 --> 00:40:11,390
WHEN THE FIRE GOES OUT.
602
00:40:11,459 --> 00:40:12,759
FAIR ENOUGH.
603
00:40:14,796 --> 00:40:16,529
AIN'T IT A BLOODY SHAME, THOUGH?
604
00:40:16,598 --> 00:40:19,799
OUR GETTING THIS
CLOSE AND NOT MAKING IT?
605
00:40:21,036 --> 00:40:26,172
A STONE'S THROW
AWAY... OUR KINGDOM.
606
00:40:26,240 --> 00:40:28,641
I'D HAVE LIKED TO
SEEN YOU, DANNY,
607
00:40:28,710 --> 00:40:31,243
WITH A GOLD CROWN ON YOUR HEAD.
608
00:40:31,312 --> 00:40:34,447
IF WE COULD HAVE
FOUND ONE THAT FITTED IT.
609
00:40:36,818 --> 00:40:40,887
PEACHY, IN YOUR OPINION...
610
00:40:40,956 --> 00:40:43,422
HAVE OUR LIVES BEEN MISSPENT?
611
00:40:45,393 --> 00:40:48,561
THAT DEPENDS ON
HOW YOU LOOK AT IT.
612
00:40:48,630 --> 00:40:50,563
I WOULDN'T SAY THE
WORLD'S A BETTER PLACE
613
00:40:50,632 --> 00:40:52,031
FOR OUR HAVING LIVED IN IT.
614
00:40:52,100 --> 00:40:53,499
HARDLY THAT.
615
00:40:53,568 --> 00:40:55,134
NOBODY'S GOING TO
WEEP THEIR EYES OUT
616
00:40:55,203 --> 00:40:56,335
AT OUR DEMISE.
617
00:40:56,404 --> 00:40:58,115
AND WHO'D WANT THEM TO, ANYWAY?
618
00:40:58,139 --> 00:41:02,374
AND WE HAVEN'T MANY
GOOD DEEDS TO OUR CREDIT.
619
00:41:02,443 --> 00:41:04,143
NONE.
620
00:41:04,212 --> 00:41:06,423
NONE TO BRAG ABOUT.
621
00:41:06,447 --> 00:41:08,881
BUT HOW MANY MEN HAVE
BEEN WHERE WE'VE BEEN,
622
00:41:08,950 --> 00:41:10,617
AND SEEN WHAT WE'VE SEEN?
623
00:41:10,685 --> 00:41:13,219
BLOODY FEW, AND THAT'S A FACT.
624
00:41:13,287 --> 00:41:14,587
WHY, EVEN NOW,
625
00:41:14,656 --> 00:41:17,890
I WOULDN'T CHANGE PLACES
WITH THE VICEROY HIMSELF
626
00:41:17,959 --> 00:41:19,592
IF IT MEANT GIVING
UP MY MEMORIES.
627
00:41:19,661 --> 00:41:21,227
ME, NEITHER.
628
00:41:23,264 --> 00:41:25,498
DO YOU REMEMBER THE TIME
629
00:41:25,566 --> 00:41:28,001
THE HIGHLANDERS WAS
RETREATING DOWN THE HILL
630
00:41:28,069 --> 00:41:29,368
AT ALI MASJIT,
631
00:41:29,437 --> 00:41:33,606
AND PIPE MAJOR McCRIMMON
GOT HIS MONEYBAG CUT OFF?
632
00:41:33,675 --> 00:41:35,675
HALF A CROWN WAS IN IT, RIGHT?
633
00:41:35,744 --> 00:41:36,921
SO BACK HE GOES AFTER IT
634
00:41:36,945 --> 00:41:37,877
WITHOUT EVEN LOOKING TO SEE
635
00:41:37,946 --> 00:41:41,213
IF THAT WAS ALL HE'D LOST!
636
00:41:41,282 --> 00:41:43,650
THEN HE GOT THE VICTORIA CROSS,
637
00:41:43,718 --> 00:41:45,018
BECAUSE THE BLOODY HIGHLANDERS
638
00:41:45,086 --> 00:41:46,296
TURNED 'ROUND AND
FOLLOWED HIM UP THE HILL!
639
00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:47,720
HA HA HA HA HA!
640
00:41:47,789 --> 00:41:51,240
HA HA HA HA HA!
641
00:42:35,737 --> 00:42:36,669
DANNY...
642
00:42:36,738 --> 00:42:39,338
WE CAN GET ON!
643
00:43:05,416 --> 00:43:06,882
KAFIRISTAN.
644
00:43:08,269 --> 00:43:10,169
THE PROMISED LAND.
645
00:45:05,403 --> 00:45:07,603
MUST BE THEIR HALLOWEEN.
646
00:45:18,166 --> 00:45:19,999
UPSY-DAISY, LAD.
647
00:45:34,332 --> 00:45:36,699
BRASS BAND AND ALL.
648
00:45:36,767 --> 00:45:39,802
HAIL THE CONQUERING HEROES.
649
00:45:49,330 --> 00:45:50,780
BLOODY CHEEK!
650
00:45:50,848 --> 00:45:52,728
WHERE'S THEIR GRATITUDE?
651
00:45:52,784 --> 00:45:54,667
Man: I SAY!
652
00:45:54,735 --> 00:45:56,202
I SAY THERE!
653
00:45:56,271 --> 00:45:58,421
ARE YOU ENGLISHMEN, PLEASE?
654
00:45:58,490 --> 00:46:01,691
STONE THE BLEEDING CROWS!
655
00:46:01,759 --> 00:46:02,925
YES, MATE!
656
00:46:02,994 --> 00:46:05,511
AND WHO MIGHT YOU BE?
657
00:46:28,535 --> 00:46:30,402
Dravot: PEACHY, IT'S A GURKHA.
658
00:46:31,605 --> 00:46:34,456
RIFLEMAN MACHENDRA
BAHADA GARUNG,
659
00:46:34,525 --> 00:46:36,520
KNOWN TO MY
REGIMENT AS BILLY FISH.
660
00:46:36,544 --> 00:46:37,776
IS THAT RIGHT?
661
00:46:37,845 --> 00:46:39,377
WELL, REPORT, RIFLEMAN.
662
00:46:39,446 --> 00:46:40,879
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
663
00:46:40,948 --> 00:46:41,948
WHEREVER HERE IS.
664
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,634
OH, I COME WITH
COLONEL ROBERTSON, SIR.
665
00:46:44,702 --> 00:46:46,402
THE GEOGRAPHER'S PARTY?
666
00:46:46,470 --> 00:46:48,421
OH, DEAR ME, ALAS, BY JOVE!
667
00:46:48,489 --> 00:46:50,156
PARTY NOT REACHING ER-HEB
668
00:46:50,224 --> 00:46:52,258
FOR VERY MISFORTUNATE REASONS.
669
00:46:52,327 --> 00:46:54,154
LARGE MOUNTAIN IS
FALLING ON THE HEADS
670
00:46:54,178 --> 00:46:55,639
OF COLONEL ROBERTSON AND OTHERS.
671
00:46:55,663 --> 00:46:57,763
EVERYBODY BURIED ALIVE
672
00:46:57,832 --> 00:46:59,832
EXCEPT YOUR SERVANT.
673
00:46:59,900 --> 00:47:01,734
WHAT ABOUT THEM UP THERE,
674
00:47:01,803 --> 00:47:04,002
BANGING DRUMS AND BLOWING HORNS,
675
00:47:04,071 --> 00:47:05,604
AND THEN SHOOTING ARROWS AT US?
676
00:47:05,673 --> 00:47:09,308
OH. BIG NOISE INTENDED
TO SCARE AWAY DEVILS.
677
00:47:09,376 --> 00:47:11,777
MANY DEVILS HERE
THESE DAYS, YOU KNOW?
678
00:47:11,846 --> 00:47:13,612
THEY THOUGHT WE WAS DEVILS?
679
00:47:13,681 --> 00:47:16,115
KAFIRISTAN PEOPLES
VERY IGNORANT.
680
00:47:16,184 --> 00:47:18,150
I SAY TO HEAD MAN OOTAH,
681
00:47:18,219 --> 00:47:21,170
I SAY, "OH, NO, BY JOVE.
THEY'RE NOT DEVILS.
682
00:47:21,239 --> 00:47:24,240
THEY GARASAHABS...
BRITISH SOLDIERS."
683
00:47:24,308 --> 00:47:25,808
GOOD MAN, BILLY FISH.
684
00:47:25,877 --> 00:47:29,361
AND NOW, IF YOU'LL TAKE
US TO THIS OOTAH BLOKE,
685
00:47:29,430 --> 00:47:31,363
WE WILL BEGIN HIS EDUCATION.
686
00:48:18,596 --> 00:48:19,861
OOTAH!
687
00:48:25,603 --> 00:48:27,119
OOTAH!
688
00:48:30,524 --> 00:48:33,025
OOTAH!
689
00:48:37,531 --> 00:48:38,931
OOTAH!
690
00:48:51,663 --> 00:48:54,580
Dravot: TELL HIM WE WON'T
HURT HIM. NOT TO WORRY.
691
00:49:13,317 --> 00:49:15,851
HE WANTS TO KNOW
WHERE YOU COME FROM.
692
00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:18,954
TELL HIM WE TUMBLED
FROM THE SKIES.
693
00:49:24,762 --> 00:49:27,096
HE WANTS TO KNOW,
"ARE YOU GODS?"
694
00:49:27,165 --> 00:49:29,097
NOT GODS... ENGLISHMEN,
695
00:49:29,166 --> 00:49:30,326
WHICH IS THE NEXT BEST THING.
696
00:49:31,986 --> 00:49:32,918
GARASAHABS.
697
00:49:32,986 --> 00:49:35,487
GARASAHABS!
698
00:49:35,556 --> 00:49:38,991
I OFTTIMES TELL OOTAH
ABOUT ENGLISHMANS...
699
00:49:39,059 --> 00:49:40,625
HOW THEY GIVE NAMES TO DOGS
700
00:49:40,694 --> 00:49:42,155
AND TAKE OFF HATS TO WOMANS
701
00:49:42,179 --> 00:49:44,424
AND MARCH INTO BATTLE...
LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT...
702
00:49:44,448 --> 00:49:45,959
WITH RIFLES ON THEIR SHOULDERS.
703
00:49:45,983 --> 00:49:47,316
BRINGING ENLIGHTENMENT
704
00:49:47,384 --> 00:49:49,018
TO THE DARKER
REGIONS OF THE EARTH.
705
00:49:51,839 --> 00:49:54,089
HE WANTS TO KNOW
HOW RIFLE WORKS.
706
00:49:59,614 --> 00:50:00,996
SHOW HIM, PEACHY.
707
00:50:14,228 --> 00:50:16,311
WE'RE NOT GODS, EXACTLY,
708
00:50:16,380 --> 00:50:18,047
BUT WE ARE HEAVEN-SENT
709
00:50:18,115 --> 00:50:19,982
TO DELIVER YOU
FROM YOUR ENEMIES.
710
00:50:26,874 --> 00:50:28,407
ENEMIES ALL AROUND.
711
00:50:30,144 --> 00:50:31,910
THE BASHKAI ARE THE WORST.
712
00:50:36,783 --> 00:50:38,950
ALL TOWN COMES OUT
713
00:50:39,020 --> 00:50:41,353
AND PISSES DOWNSTREAM
WHEN WE GO BATHING.
714
00:50:41,422 --> 00:50:42,454
Peachy: SHOCKING!
715
00:50:45,326 --> 00:50:47,426
ALWAYS STEALING OUR WOMANS...
716
00:50:49,146 --> 00:50:50,546
PUTTING ON MASKS...
717
00:50:53,684 --> 00:50:55,868
AND SO OUR HEAD CHAP
IS THINKING THEM DEVILS
718
00:50:55,936 --> 00:50:57,747
AND RUNNING LIKE
THE BLOODY HELL AWAY.
719
00:50:57,771 --> 00:50:59,571
Peachy: WAR.
720
00:50:59,639 --> 00:51:01,240
RED WAR WE'LL GIVE THEM!
721
00:51:03,795 --> 00:51:06,478
HE SAYS HE GIVE YOU 2 GOATS
722
00:51:06,547 --> 00:51:08,347
FOR EACH BASHKAI
MAN YOU ARE KILLING.
723
00:51:11,452 --> 00:51:14,303
ONE GOAT FOR EACH
WOMANS AND CHILDS.
724
00:51:14,372 --> 00:51:15,437
A HANDSOME OFFER,
725
00:51:15,506 --> 00:51:17,756
BUT RATHER THAN KNOCKING
THEM OVER ONE AT A TIME,
726
00:51:17,824 --> 00:51:20,092
WE'D LIKE TO DO THE WHOLE
THING IN ONE FELL SWOOP...
727
00:51:20,161 --> 00:51:21,826
SERVE HIM UP A PROPER VICTORY...
728
00:51:21,895 --> 00:51:25,730
STORM BASHKAI, TAKE THE CITY.
729
00:51:30,587 --> 00:51:31,865
HE SAYS, "HOW
MUCH FOR ALL THAT?"
730
00:51:31,889 --> 00:51:33,288
ONLY THE HONOR
731
00:51:33,357 --> 00:51:36,959
OF LEADING THE BRAVE
MEN OF ER-HEB INTO BATTLE.
732
00:51:42,350 --> 00:51:44,883
PLUS WHATEVER WE MAY
FANCY IN THE WAY OF SOUVENIRS.
733
00:51:44,952 --> 00:51:46,918
A BAUBLE HERE AND
A BANGLE THERE.
734
00:51:49,790 --> 00:51:51,590
BASHKAI IS ONLY THE BEGINNING.
735
00:51:51,659 --> 00:51:54,076
WE HOPE TO GO ON
FROM VICTORY TO VICTORY
736
00:51:54,145 --> 00:51:57,979
UNTIL HE RUNS OUT OF ENEMIES.
737
00:51:58,049 --> 00:51:59,948
AND A MONARCH OF ALL YOU SURVEY.
738
00:52:04,955 --> 00:52:06,237
ALL HE SURVEYS?
739
00:52:06,306 --> 00:52:08,807
FROM THE HIGHEST
PLACE IN THE VALLEY.
740
00:52:11,144 --> 00:52:13,728
THE MOUNTAINS WILL
ECHO YOUR NAME.
741
00:52:17,534 --> 00:52:19,168
Peachy: OOTAH THE GREAT!
742
00:52:28,395 --> 00:52:30,979
OH. HE SAYS HE PREFERS
OOTAH THE TERRIBLE.
743
00:52:31,048 --> 00:52:34,416
THEN OOTAH THE
TERRIBLE IT SHALL BE.
744
00:52:40,457 --> 00:52:43,592
AND TAKE HIM IN
TOKEN OF OUR EARNEST.
745
00:52:47,064 --> 00:52:51,383
NOW THE WOMANS OF ER-HEB
WILL CUT HIS BOLLOCKS OFF!
746
00:52:51,451 --> 00:52:53,429
COULDN'T HAPPEN
IN A BETTER CAUSE.
747
00:53:42,453 --> 00:53:44,186
Both: CONTRACT.
748
00:53:53,463 --> 00:53:55,764
OOTAH SAY, "YOU NO LIKE?"
749
00:53:55,833 --> 00:53:58,967
TELL HIS HIGHNESS WE'VE
GIVEN UP STRONG DRINK
750
00:53:59,036 --> 00:54:01,369
UNTIL WE'VE CONQUERED
ALL HIS ENEMIES.
751
00:54:11,565 --> 00:54:14,232
BOIL THEM ONCE OR
TWICE IN HOT WATER,
752
00:54:14,301 --> 00:54:16,201
AND THEY'LL COME OUT
LIKE CHICKEN AND HAM.
753
00:54:16,270 --> 00:54:20,605
YOU WOULDN'T KNOW THEM
FROM THE GAIETY CHORUS.
754
00:54:23,977 --> 00:54:26,478
OOTAH SAYS, "TAKE YOUR PICK."
755
00:54:26,547 --> 00:54:28,998
HE DOES?
756
00:54:30,868 --> 00:54:33,335
OH, TELL HIS MAJESTY
757
00:54:33,404 --> 00:54:35,320
ONE'S PRETTIER THAN ANOTHER.
758
00:54:35,389 --> 00:54:36,688
I COULDN'T CHOOSE.
759
00:54:36,757 --> 00:54:39,541
TAKE 2, TAKE 3, TAKE
MANY AS YOU LIKE.
760
00:54:39,609 --> 00:54:41,509
THERE ARE MORE
WHERE THEY CAME FROM.
761
00:54:41,578 --> 00:54:43,195
HE HAS 27 DAUGHTERS.
762
00:54:43,264 --> 00:54:45,175
THEY'RE HIS DAUGHTERS?
763
00:54:45,199 --> 00:54:47,299
HIS OWN DAUGHTERS?
764
00:54:47,367 --> 00:54:48,812
THE DIRTY OLD BRUTE.
765
00:54:48,836 --> 00:54:51,286
DIFFERENT COUNTRIES,
DIFFERENT CUSTOMS.
766
00:54:51,354 --> 00:54:53,989
MUSTN'T BE PREJUDICED, PEACHY.
767
00:54:54,058 --> 00:54:55,257
THANK HIS MAJESTY,
768
00:54:55,326 --> 00:54:57,309
BUT TELL HIM WE'VE
ALSO TAKEN A VOW
769
00:54:57,377 --> 00:54:59,077
NOT TO DALLY WITH FEMALES
770
00:54:59,146 --> 00:55:02,013
TILL ALL HIS ENEMIES
ARE VANQUISHED.
771
00:55:11,792 --> 00:55:15,810
HE HAS 32 SONS,
IF YOU LIKING BOYS.
772
00:55:18,148 --> 00:55:20,026
TELL HIM HE MAKES MY GORGE RISE!
773
00:55:20,050 --> 00:55:21,783
HOLD ON, PEACHY.
774
00:55:21,852 --> 00:55:22,892
HE'S ONLY BEING HOSPITABLE
775
00:55:22,919 --> 00:55:23,952
ACCORDING TO HIS LIKES.
776
00:55:33,296 --> 00:55:35,197
POLO!
777
00:56:05,028 --> 00:56:06,339
Dravot: EVERYTHING'S
THE SAME AS OURS
778
00:56:06,363 --> 00:56:08,280
EXCEPT THE BALL. IT'S BIGGER.
779
00:56:08,348 --> 00:56:10,948
DO THEY ALWAYS
USE THAT BIG A BALL?
780
00:56:11,017 --> 00:56:12,297
IT DEPENDS ON
SIZE OF MAN'S HEAD.
781
00:56:12,352 --> 00:56:14,869
BIG HEAD, BIG BALL.
THIS YOUR BASHKAI MAN.
782
00:56:14,938 --> 00:56:17,205
OH, BIG DAMN HEAD.
783
00:56:17,274 --> 00:56:19,040
THE BLOODY HEATHENS!
784
00:56:19,110 --> 00:56:21,187
DIFFERENT COUNTRIES,
DIFFERENT CUSTOMS.
785
00:56:21,211 --> 00:56:23,395
MUSTN'T BE PREJUDICED, DANNY.
786
00:56:25,148 --> 00:56:28,433
NOW LISTEN TO ME, YOU
BENIGHTED MUCKERS!
787
00:56:30,403 --> 00:56:32,770
WE'RE GOING TO
TEACH YOU SOLDIERING,
788
00:56:32,840 --> 00:56:34,672
THE WORLD'S NOBLEST PROFESSION.
789
00:56:35,742 --> 00:56:36,902
WHEN WE'RE DONE WITH YOU,
790
00:56:36,944 --> 00:56:39,222
YOU'LL BE ABLE TO STAND UP
AND SLAUGHTER YOUR ENEMIES
791
00:56:39,246 --> 00:56:41,830
LIKE CIVILIZED MEN.
792
00:56:41,899 --> 00:56:43,731
BUT FIRST,
793
00:56:43,801 --> 00:56:46,385
YOU'LL HAVE TO LEARN
TO MARCH IN STEP,
794
00:56:46,453 --> 00:56:48,187
DO THE MANUAL OF ARMS
795
00:56:48,255 --> 00:56:50,238
WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO THINK.
796
00:56:50,307 --> 00:56:52,123
GOOD SOLDIERS DON'T THINK,
797
00:56:52,192 --> 00:56:55,193
THEY JUST OBEY.
798
00:56:55,262 --> 00:56:57,362
DO YOU SUPPOSE IF A
MAN THOUGHT TWICE,
799
00:56:57,431 --> 00:56:59,464
HE'D GIVE HIS LIFE FOR
QUEEN AND COUNTRY?
800
00:56:59,533 --> 00:57:00,465
NOT BLOODY LIKELY.
801
00:57:00,534 --> 00:57:04,419
HE WOULDN'T GO
NEAR THE BATTLEFIELD!
802
00:57:04,488 --> 00:57:07,773
ONE LOOK AT YOUR FOOLISH FACES
803
00:57:07,841 --> 00:57:11,976
TELLS ME YOU'RE GOING
TO BE CRACK TROOPS.
804
00:57:12,045 --> 00:57:14,312
HIM THERE WITH
THE 5 1/2 HAT SIZE
805
00:57:14,381 --> 00:57:16,948
HAS THE MAKINGS
OF A BLOODY HERO.
806
00:57:25,392 --> 00:57:27,226
THE TIMING IN THE BRITISH ARMY
807
00:57:27,294 --> 00:57:28,694
HAS ALWAYS BEEN
808
00:57:28,762 --> 00:57:30,161
1, 2, 3!
809
00:57:30,231 --> 00:57:32,163
1, 2, 3!
810
00:57:34,535 --> 00:57:35,901
SAY AFTER ME,
811
00:57:35,970 --> 00:57:37,903
1, 2, 3!
812
00:57:39,306 --> 00:57:41,006
1, 2, 3...
813
00:57:41,075 --> 00:57:43,041
WAIT. READY...
814
00:57:43,110 --> 00:57:44,476
STEADY, GO.
815
00:57:44,544 --> 00:57:46,678
Troops: 1, 2, 3!
816
00:57:46,747 --> 00:57:49,564
1, 2, 3!
817
00:57:49,633 --> 00:57:51,566
SAY IT AT THE SAME TIME
818
00:57:51,635 --> 00:57:53,135
AS ALL THE OTHERS!
819
00:57:53,203 --> 00:57:55,170
TELL HIM.
820
00:57:58,575 --> 00:57:59,674
RIGHT. GO!
821
00:57:59,743 --> 00:58:02,260
1, 2, 3!
822
00:58:02,329 --> 00:58:04,162
1, 2, 3!
823
00:58:04,230 --> 00:58:06,475
BILLY, TELL HIM TO SAY
IT WITH THE OTHERS.
824
00:58:06,499 --> 00:58:07,582
WITH THE OTHERS!
825
00:58:07,650 --> 00:58:09,417
1, 2, 3.
826
00:58:09,486 --> 00:58:10,752
RIGHT. NOW, READY,
827
00:58:10,821 --> 00:58:11,987
STEADY, GO.
828
00:58:12,056 --> 00:58:13,621
Man: 1, 2, 3!
829
00:58:13,690 --> 00:58:15,858
YOU DON'T SAY IT
BEFORE THE OTHERS.
830
00:58:15,926 --> 00:58:18,126
HE SAID IT BEFORE
THE OTHERS, BILLY!
831
00:58:18,195 --> 00:58:19,940
NOT BEFORE THE OTHERS,
NOT AFTER THE OTHERS,
832
00:58:19,964 --> 00:58:21,596
WITH THE BLOODY OTHERS!
833
00:58:21,665 --> 00:58:24,333
RIGHT. ATTENTION!
834
00:58:25,736 --> 00:58:28,370
NO. YOU, LOOK.
835
00:58:28,439 --> 00:58:31,440
THAT ONE GOES TO THERE.
836
00:58:31,508 --> 00:58:33,737
SAY, "THAT ONE GOES TO THERE."
837
00:58:37,447 --> 00:58:38,930
THERE WE ARE.
838
00:58:38,998 --> 00:58:40,264
OK? RIGHT.
839
00:58:40,334 --> 00:58:42,000
COR BLIMEY!
840
00:58:55,716 --> 00:58:57,916
Dravot: PARADE, DRESS!
841
00:58:59,819 --> 00:59:03,021
COME ON, SMARTEN
UP, YOU HORRIBLE LOT!
842
00:59:03,090 --> 00:59:05,106
ATTENTION!
843
00:59:05,175 --> 00:59:06,874
THAT'S BETTER.
844
00:59:06,944 --> 00:59:07,976
TROOPS...
845
00:59:08,045 --> 00:59:09,110
MARCH!
846
00:59:12,549 --> 00:59:13,648
BY THE LEFT...
847
00:59:13,717 --> 00:59:14,766
QUICK...
848
00:59:14,835 --> 00:59:16,151
MARCH!
849
00:59:32,102 --> 00:59:33,935
NOW WAIT A MINUTE, DUCKS.
850
00:59:34,004 --> 00:59:36,216
YOU'RE A HANDSOME
PIECE. THAT I DON'T DENY.
851
00:59:36,240 --> 00:59:38,080
BUT THE CONTRACT CLEARLY STATES
852
00:59:38,108 --> 00:59:39,485
THAT THE PARTY
OF THE FIRST PART,
853
00:59:39,509 --> 00:59:40,458
WHICH IS DANNY,
854
00:59:40,527 --> 00:59:42,710
AND THE PARTY OF
THE SECOND PART...
855
00:59:42,779 --> 00:59:44,980
WHICH IS ME...
856
00:59:45,048 --> 00:59:47,933
SHALL NOWISE
COMPROMISE OURSELVES
857
00:59:48,001 --> 00:59:49,868
WITH PARTIES OF THE THIRD PART,
858
00:59:49,937 --> 00:59:51,069
WHICH IS YOU.
859
00:59:51,137 --> 00:59:52,370
ALL BINDING,
860
00:59:52,439 --> 00:59:54,472
PROPERLY SWORN TO,
861
00:59:54,541 --> 00:59:56,575
WITNESSED AND ATTESTED.
862
00:59:58,078 --> 00:59:59,978
DANNY!
863
01:00:00,047 --> 01:00:01,179
SO!
864
01:00:01,247 --> 01:00:04,232
THANK GOD YOU ARRIVED.
865
01:00:04,301 --> 01:00:06,701
LET'S GO SEEK SAFETY IN BATTLE.
866
01:00:34,347 --> 01:00:36,832
COMPANY, SOUND YOUR TRUMPET!
867
01:01:09,983 --> 01:01:11,549
BILLY FISH...
868
01:01:14,288 --> 01:01:15,219
BLOOD IS WHAT WE WANT...
869
01:01:15,289 --> 01:01:16,699
THE BLOODIER THE BETTER.
870
01:01:16,723 --> 01:01:18,390
SEE THAT IT IS SO.
871
01:01:18,458 --> 01:01:20,358
SO IT SHALL BE!
872
01:01:23,279 --> 01:01:24,707
LIKE OLD TIMES, PEACHY.
873
01:01:24,731 --> 01:01:26,709
REMINDS ME OF ALI MAJIT.
874
01:01:26,733 --> 01:01:29,300
IT'S A GOOD JOB THE
ODDS ARE ONLY 10 TO 1.
875
01:01:41,998 --> 01:01:43,048
Man: HALT!
876
01:01:46,519 --> 01:01:50,205
LINE UP IN A STRAIGHT LINE HERE.
877
01:02:09,209 --> 01:02:10,775
PRESENT!
878
01:02:11,878 --> 01:02:13,712
AIM!
879
01:02:43,944 --> 01:02:45,810
WHO ARE THEY?
880
01:02:45,879 --> 01:02:47,645
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
881
01:02:47,714 --> 01:02:49,514
VERY HOLY MEN.
882
01:02:49,582 --> 01:02:52,017
THEY MAKE WALKS
THROUGH ALL KAFIRISTAN
883
01:02:52,085 --> 01:02:54,536
COLLECTING OFFERINGS
FOR HOLY CITY.
884
01:02:54,604 --> 01:02:57,972
BATTLE IS POSTPONED
885
01:02:58,041 --> 01:03:00,125
UNTIL PRIESTS HAVE PASSED.
886
01:03:00,193 --> 01:03:03,261
WHY HAVE THEY GOT
THEIR EYES CLOSED?
887
01:03:03,329 --> 01:03:05,896
THEY DO NOT WISH
TO SEE ANY BADNESS,
888
01:03:05,965 --> 01:03:07,532
SO KEEP EYES CLOSED
889
01:03:07,601 --> 01:03:11,886
UNTIL THEY RETURN TO
BEAUTY OF SIKANDERGUL.
890
01:03:40,700 --> 01:03:42,634
FIRE!
891
01:03:46,122 --> 01:03:48,556
AIM... FIRE!
892
01:03:53,196 --> 01:03:54,646
CHARGE!
893
01:03:55,582 --> 01:03:57,081
NO, DANNY!
894
01:03:57,150 --> 01:04:00,852
OH, THE GREAT BLOODY SHOW-OFF!
895
01:04:00,920 --> 01:04:03,087
RIFLE SECTION, FORM LINE!
896
01:04:03,156 --> 01:04:06,040
FIX BAYONETS!
897
01:04:25,996 --> 01:04:28,229
ADVANCE!
898
01:04:28,297 --> 01:04:31,899
VOLLEY FIRE, COMMENCE FIRE!
899
01:06:12,686 --> 01:06:14,151
WHAT, MAY I ASK,
900
01:06:14,220 --> 01:06:15,798
DID YOU THINK YOU
WERE PLAYING AT,
901
01:06:15,822 --> 01:06:17,633
CHARGING THE ENEMY
SINGLE-HANDED?
902
01:06:17,657 --> 01:06:19,156
I GOT CARRIED AWAY.
903
01:06:19,225 --> 01:06:20,959
HEAT OF THE MOMENT.
THE BLOOD WAS UP.
904
01:06:21,027 --> 01:06:22,705
ACTING LIKE SOME
GREEN LIEUTENANT
905
01:06:22,729 --> 01:06:24,540
HOPING TO BE
MENTIONED IN DISPATCHES.
906
01:06:24,564 --> 01:06:25,980
A MAN OF YOUR AGE.
907
01:06:26,049 --> 01:06:27,493
YOU OUGHT TO BE
ASHAMED OF YOURSELF.
908
01:06:27,517 --> 01:06:28,449
SORRY.
909
01:06:28,518 --> 01:06:30,484
SUPPOSING YOU GOT KILLED, EH?
910
01:06:30,553 --> 01:06:32,031
SUPPOSING THAT?
WHERE WOULD I BE AT?
911
01:06:32,055 --> 01:06:33,065
IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN.
912
01:06:33,089 --> 01:06:34,155
SEE IT DON'T.
913
01:06:34,223 --> 01:06:36,140
WHAT YOU CARRYING
THAT ARROW AROUND FOR?
914
01:06:36,209 --> 01:06:37,353
NO PARTICULAR REASON.
915
01:06:37,377 --> 01:06:39,694
I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING
LIKE IT ALL MY LIFE.
916
01:06:45,485 --> 01:06:47,085
HOLD ON, LADDIE BUCK!
917
01:06:47,153 --> 01:06:48,586
WHAT'S HE UP TO?
918
01:07:00,717 --> 01:07:02,377
HE SAY HE GREAT WARRIOR.
919
01:07:02,401 --> 01:07:03,679
HE WIN THIS BIG BATTLE.
920
01:07:03,703 --> 01:07:04,635
AND NOW, ACCORDING TO CUSTOM,
921
01:07:04,704 --> 01:07:06,048
HE LOP OFF THEIR HEADS.
922
01:07:06,072 --> 01:07:07,422
GREAT WARRIOR, EH?
923
01:07:07,491 --> 01:07:10,524
WELL, I NEVER SAW HIM
IN THE THICK OF THE FRAY.
924
01:07:10,593 --> 01:07:13,895
THERE'LL BE NO EXECUTION
OF PRISONERS IN THIS ARMY.
925
01:07:13,964 --> 01:07:15,296
TELL HIM TO PUT THAT SWORD AWAY.
926
01:07:20,653 --> 01:07:23,154
HE SAYS ONCE SWORD UNSHEATHED,
927
01:07:23,222 --> 01:07:24,622
IT MUST TASTE BLOOD.
928
01:07:24,691 --> 01:07:25,623
JUST AS I THOUGHT.
929
01:07:25,692 --> 01:07:27,592
HE HASN'T HAD IT OUT UNTIL NOW.
930
01:07:34,016 --> 01:07:35,494
HE SAYS WATCH OUT,
OR HE GET VERY ANGRY,
931
01:07:35,518 --> 01:07:37,619
AND LOP YOUR HEAD OFF.
932
01:07:50,400 --> 01:07:52,400
ALL RIGHT, UP YOU GET.
933
01:07:52,468 --> 01:07:54,118
OFF YOUR HAUNCHES.
934
01:07:54,187 --> 01:07:56,754
NO MORE GROVELING.
935
01:07:56,823 --> 01:07:59,090
WE AIN'T GOING TO PUT
YOUR CITY TO THE TORCH,
936
01:07:59,159 --> 01:08:00,758
NOR HANG YOU IN CHAINS,
937
01:08:00,827 --> 01:08:04,562
NOR RAPE YOUR DAUGHTERS.
938
01:08:04,630 --> 01:08:07,265
BILLY, TELL THEM TO
DIVIDE THEIR GOODS IN HALF,
939
01:08:07,334 --> 01:08:08,978
AND WE WILL CHOOSE
WHICH HALF WE WANT
940
01:08:09,002 --> 01:08:10,002
IN THE WAY OF SPOILS.
941
01:08:14,807 --> 01:08:16,207
THENCEFORTH,
942
01:08:16,276 --> 01:08:18,376
LET THE MEN OF ER-HEB
AND THE MEN OF BASHKAI
943
01:08:18,444 --> 01:08:20,644
BE AS BROTHERS...
944
01:08:20,713 --> 01:08:22,980
BROTHERS IN ARMS.
945
01:08:23,049 --> 01:08:25,566
LET THEM MARCH TOGETHER
UNDER ONE BANNER
946
01:08:25,635 --> 01:08:28,386
AND SHARE AND SHARE ALIKE
IN THE VICTORIES TO COME.
947
01:08:33,626 --> 01:08:36,994
HAVE THE BASHKAI ANY
ENEMIES TO SPEAK OF?
948
01:08:40,400 --> 01:08:42,511
OH, ENEMIES ALL AROUND.
949
01:08:42,535 --> 01:08:44,580
THE BHARDOKS, THE GHUNDAROS,
950
01:08:44,604 --> 01:08:46,804
THE SHUS, THE KHAWAKS.
951
01:08:48,774 --> 01:08:50,203
THE BHARDOKS PEOPLE COMING OUT
952
01:08:50,227 --> 01:08:52,405
AND PISSING DOWNSTREAM
ON BASHKAI PEOPLE
953
01:08:52,429 --> 01:08:53,361
WHEN THEY GO BATHING.
954
01:08:53,430 --> 01:08:54,546
SHOCKING!
955
01:08:54,614 --> 01:08:57,248
WE'LL STRIKE THEM DOWN
AND GRIND THEM INTO DUST.
956
01:09:03,924 --> 01:09:05,290
SILVER BRACELET,
957
01:09:05,358 --> 01:09:07,208
10 SHILLINGS.
958
01:09:07,276 --> 01:09:09,410
A GOOD HEAVY
NECKLACE OF THE SAME,
959
01:09:09,479 --> 01:09:11,412
WORTH A FIVER AT LEAST.
960
01:09:13,015 --> 01:09:15,095
EARRING WITH BANGLES.
961
01:09:16,152 --> 01:09:18,720
ONE PIG STICKER
WITH PLAIN HANDLE.
962
01:09:20,022 --> 01:09:23,141
A GOLD COIN WORN PRETTY THIN.
963
01:09:25,178 --> 01:09:27,478
A ROSY RED RING,
964
01:09:27,546 --> 01:09:29,446
2 OTHER ONES, PLAIN.
965
01:09:29,515 --> 01:09:31,293
THE WHOLE LOT SHOULD
FETCH 10 OR 15 QUID
966
01:09:31,317 --> 01:09:33,100
IN LONDON.
967
01:09:33,169 --> 01:09:35,281
NOT TOO BAD FOR
THE BACK AND BEYOND.
968
01:09:35,305 --> 01:09:39,307
Crowd: SIKANDER! SIKANDER!
969
01:09:39,375 --> 01:09:41,325
THEY'RE CALLING FOR YOU.
970
01:09:43,229 --> 01:09:44,479
FOR ME?
971
01:09:46,716 --> 01:09:48,633
SIKANDER!
972
01:09:48,701 --> 01:09:50,334
SIKANDER!
973
01:09:50,403 --> 01:09:52,804
SIKANDER!
974
01:10:06,836 --> 01:10:08,247
Peachy: SIKANDER...
975
01:10:08,271 --> 01:10:10,304
SIKANDER.
976
01:10:10,373 --> 01:10:13,307
WHAT DOES SIKANDER MEAN, BILLY?
977
01:10:13,376 --> 01:10:15,109
SIKANDER A GOD.
978
01:10:15,178 --> 01:10:17,378
COME HERE LONG
AGO FROM THE WEST.
979
01:10:17,446 --> 01:10:18,623
THAT'LL BE THE GREEK BLOKE
980
01:10:18,647 --> 01:10:20,848
BROTHER KIPLING TOLD US ABOUT.
981
01:10:20,917 --> 01:10:22,483
ALEXANDER?
982
01:10:22,551 --> 01:10:24,451
ALEXANDER... SIKANDER.
983
01:10:24,520 --> 01:10:26,704
YEAH...
984
01:10:26,773 --> 01:10:27,938
ALEXANDER.
985
01:10:28,007 --> 01:10:31,208
HE BUILDED GREAT
CITY, SIKANDERGUL,
986
01:10:31,277 --> 01:10:32,610
HIGH IN MOUNTAINS.
987
01:10:32,679 --> 01:10:34,128
SIT ON THRONE.
988
01:10:34,197 --> 01:10:36,097
ALL PEOPLES WORSHIP HIM.
989
01:10:36,165 --> 01:10:38,399
THEN, ONE DAY, TIME COMES.
990
01:10:38,468 --> 01:10:40,335
HE SAY HE MUST GO TO EAST.
991
01:10:40,403 --> 01:10:41,902
PEOPLE PULL THEIR HAIRS OUT,
992
01:10:41,971 --> 01:10:43,404
TEAR CLOTHES...
993
01:10:43,473 --> 01:10:47,442
SO SIKANDER PROMISE
TO SEND BACK SON.
994
01:10:47,510 --> 01:10:49,644
328 B.C.
995
01:10:49,713 --> 01:10:51,390
THE ENCYCLOPEDIA SAID.
996
01:10:51,414 --> 01:10:54,865
SOLDIERS SAW ARROW
GO INTO DANNY'S CHEST,
997
01:10:54,934 --> 01:10:57,635
HIM PLUCK IT OUT,
AND NOT BLEEDING.
998
01:10:57,704 --> 01:10:59,687
SO?
999
01:10:59,755 --> 01:11:01,155
SO...
1000
01:11:01,224 --> 01:11:04,058
SON OF SIKANDER.
1001
01:11:04,127 --> 01:11:06,310
THEY THINK I'M A GOD?
1002
01:11:09,465 --> 01:11:12,166
GO ON. PUT YOUR FOOT OUT
1003
01:11:12,235 --> 01:11:14,335
THAT I MAY KISS YOUR BIG TOE.
1004
01:11:14,404 --> 01:11:16,370
YOU MAY KISS MY ROYAL ASS.
1005
01:11:16,439 --> 01:11:18,572
NOT ROYAL. HOLY!
1006
01:11:18,641 --> 01:11:19,941
YOU'RE A DEITY, REMEMBER?
1007
01:11:20,009 --> 01:11:21,375
PEACHY?
1008
01:11:21,444 --> 01:11:23,110
YES, BILLY.
1009
01:11:23,179 --> 01:11:25,413
IS DANNY NOT SON OF SIKANDER?
1010
01:11:25,481 --> 01:11:27,459
NO, BILLY, HE'S A
MAN LIKE YOU AND ME.
1011
01:11:27,483 --> 01:11:28,416
HE CAN BREAK WIND
1012
01:11:28,484 --> 01:11:30,124
AT BOTH ENDS SIMULTANEOUS,
1013
01:11:30,186 --> 01:11:31,118
WHICH I'M WILLING TO BET
1014
01:11:31,187 --> 01:11:32,831
IS MORE THAN ANY GOD CAN DO.
1015
01:11:32,855 --> 01:11:34,788
BUT THE ARROW?
1016
01:11:36,926 --> 01:11:38,971
THE ARROW STUCK
IN THE BANDOLIER.
1017
01:11:38,995 --> 01:11:40,406
THERE WAS NO MIRACLE, BILLY,
1018
01:11:40,430 --> 01:11:42,224
SO YOU'D BETTER TELL
THEM THAT OUT THERE.
1019
01:11:42,248 --> 01:11:43,814
AND MY DAD'S NAME
1020
01:11:43,883 --> 01:11:45,127
WAS HERBERT DRAVOT, ESQUIRE,
1021
01:11:45,151 --> 01:11:46,896
AND HE WAS BAR STEWARD
1022
01:11:46,920 --> 01:11:48,647
IN A KNOCKING SHOP IN DURHAM.
1023
01:11:48,671 --> 01:11:50,638
HANG ON A MINUTE, DANNY.
1024
01:12:01,634 --> 01:12:03,700
MAYBE WE'RE MISSING A BET HERE.
1025
01:12:03,770 --> 01:12:04,847
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
1026
01:12:04,871 --> 01:12:07,437
SUPPOSING YOU WAS
AN IGNORANT KAFIRI.
1027
01:12:07,506 --> 01:12:11,475
WHO WOULD YOU RATHER
FOLLOW... A GOD OR A MAN?
1028
01:12:11,543 --> 01:12:15,596
NOW, WE'RE HERE TO CONQUER
THIS COUNTRY, AIN'T WE?
1029
01:12:15,665 --> 01:12:17,832
WELL, WITH YOU AS A GOD,
1030
01:12:17,901 --> 01:12:19,211
IT WOULD TAKE HALF THE TIME
1031
01:12:19,235 --> 01:12:21,002
AND HALF THE TROUBLE.
1032
01:12:21,071 --> 01:12:23,604
THE IDEA IS A BIT BLASPHEMOUS.
1033
01:12:23,673 --> 01:12:25,606
NO, DANNY.
1034
01:12:25,675 --> 01:12:27,125
BLASPHEMING
1035
01:12:27,193 --> 01:12:30,361
IS WHEN YOU TAKE
HIS NAME IN VAIN.
1036
01:12:31,664 --> 01:12:34,599
GOD ALMIGHTY'S.
1037
01:12:34,667 --> 01:12:37,652
WHAT IF THEY FOUND OUT
WE WAS HAVING THEM ON?
1038
01:12:37,720 --> 01:12:39,820
WHY SHOULD THEY?
1039
01:12:39,889 --> 01:12:41,388
WE WON'T TELL THEM.
1040
01:12:45,227 --> 01:12:47,305
AND YOU WON'T TELL
THEM, WILL YOU, BILLY?
1041
01:12:47,329 --> 01:12:50,531
OH, NO. INDEED, BY JOVE, NO.
1042
01:12:56,689 --> 01:12:58,089
POLO?
1043
01:12:59,442 --> 01:13:00,841
POLO.